I came,I saw,I donated....


Its been a pretty poor last 2 months with 2 car crashes and 1 final table in about 7 tournys but undeterred i headed to Aspers for there Saturday afternoon £50 freezeout feeling pretty good because i managed to get some vidoes on my itouch wich would help ease the boredom when i go through my usual slump of abysmal cards(thats an unofficial moan).
I turned up after the 1st level so missed the extra 2k and started with 7k so i decided to loosen up to get back them chips and basically let the table know who the boss was.So 45 minutes later at the break i have 2.8k left and wondering what iam going to have for my supper and if iam ever going to win again.
20 minutes into the 3rd level i get my 1st big break the valet brings my nooodles with chicken and shrimp and i start to watch Heroes on my ipod! After limping in with 6d7d and flopping my 7 nobody bets and another 7 hits the turn and the big stack bluffing machine fires out and calls my reraise with a pair of 3's but still below average and not getting much help from the dealer to follow up and get into the game.Another flopped 2 pair with 6,8 off in sb and i get all my money in with a call from another big stack who had top pair,great am up to 13k now and i just need 1 double up and then i have some chance but disaster strikes when the player to my left is eliminated and a very lucky calling station takes his place,he plays so bad but always has a big stack and has a knack of putting me out of competitions with his customary "sorry son"
3 rounds later no cards and it has been folded round to my sb and i look down at 8,9off i would love to push but mr calling station will knock me out so i decide to limp and when the flop comes j,9,2 i think ok lets bet 1.5k and take it down but no he calls a q hits the turn so i bet bigger(at this point i must point out there were 2 spades on the flop) he thinks about it and then calls :( now i have only 3k left so when the 2 spades hits the river :( i think poo so i check and then he bets out 4k now iam pot commited so there is no way iam folding so i put the terminator in the middle with my chips and he says" just a 9" i flick my cards over and then he shows his A9 "Sorry Son" i hear as i head out the door....Haddock,Cod,Haddock,Cod,Haddock god iam so bad at this game i know he is going to call but i still donk off my chips to him anyway! i have not played any cash since i started posting but in tournys iam - £370 down,i won 4.5k in the first 4 months of this year but for the life of me i cant remember how but hey ho the Shiraz is slipping down nicely and everything is rosey again,Laterz all

Sir James Chipmunk

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

have more lucky noodles!

it's a piss easy game if ya find where the luck is coming from.

azi

TEAMDOBB said...

save on the fancy food at Aspers and take a packed lunch. The money you save will pay you through your bad run and cover extra motoring costs of repair bills to others cars.

TEAMDOBB said...

like the pkr new haircut picture.

Jimmy Chipmunk said...

No what happened was i prayed that i wanted to be a chip magnet and the powers that be got a little confused and obviously thought i just wanted to be a magnet so its the other maniacs who are paying and if u see anyone in Doyles room called MrWh1pLash it isnt me :0)

TEAMDOBB said...

gypo reckons you should change ya name to Jimmy Tea Cup