stress and rage



Ive always had the breaking strain of a poppodom but this month has been serious, for a start i fucking hate taxi(sry chipmunk) and bus drivers, is it me or do these tossers think they own the road to cut a long story short this tossa bus driver pulls his bus out 6 ft from junction totally blocking the road ive driven 2 bus lengths down, bearing in mind its my right of way in anycase as his lane is blocked with cars for the local shops, so i sits looks the cunt in the face to see his reaction and its the typical daft cunts response of out stretched arms and a shrug of the shoulders as in im not moving, i puts my window down and building up to a shout i say to him im not backing up you could see me coming and you pulled out 6 foot and blocked my lane to which i get the outstretched arms and shrug of shoulders response(LOL), then some fucking taxi driveing vigilante decides to shout his topeneth worth in from across the road "FUCKING REVERVSE YA FUCKIN IDIOT" right thats it ive gone flipmode and doesnt the hardboy taxi driver know it i leap from car and scream to him "WHY DONT YOU JUST SHUT YA FUCKIN MOUTH EH" instantly he scrambling to get into his car lol what a pussy if you going to open ya mouth on something that doesnt concern ya and call someone a fucking idiot in an aggressive manner, you best be prepared to back it up by now im at his window sayin allsorts of sick shit, then still raging i sprints to bus drivers window telling him to back his bus up ive had enough mind BACK YA FUCKING BUS UP NOW, i cant he says(as cool as out) i have passengers on and there is now 2 cars behind bus,fkkkkkkkkkks i tell taxi driver to go nowhere as im going to kill him(lol) then jump into car and speed reverse like steve mcqueen throwing it into side road with bus driver following me to only get stopped at the next junction therefore blocking me in for 10 mins LOL in which time i took the whole situation in, chilled out and had a good laugh about it.
Im fully aware my reactions to this situation are wrong yet i KNOW if it happened again i would no doubt react in the same way as such i had another incident on friday whilest walking along the street i smiles at a guy in his car he has a high visability vest on and is a contractor i work on building sites and thats the crack a smile a wink and maybe an "all right mate" about ten steps past his car a hear "FUCKING WALKING PAST ME CAR FUCKING SMILING FOR LIKE" i takes another 3 steps and the rage takes over, i sprints to his car screaming "WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY" nearly tore his driver door of its hinges hes on his phone obviously trying to show off, i SCREAMS in his face "GO ON I FKN DARE YA STEP OUT YA CAR IF YOU WANT IT" again some cunt opens there mouth and wont back it up wtf is up with people these days i really got the erge to hit this big mouthed cunt but he totally shit himself all mouth no action. then yesterday im at work and this charlatan of a foreman i dont know what his trade is but hes my gaffa and hes telling me to fit something the wrong way to which we end up in a debate to which i prove im right all very civil then he snaps "just fucking dee wot im telling ya i know its wrong but the rest are like that just dee it or fuck off" wowza big rush of stress pain in the neck area and ive punched a hole in a box just next to his head and its unemployment for the gyposdog lol think i need to learn how to count to 10 abit and might save myself some stress. so it looks like its time for a nice couple of weeks off work and chilling time looking after my daughters fkn class currentley in back garden sunning it up having are dinner before she has to go to nursery boooooo.
On more of a poker front its not the right time to play cards when ya heads not right cant stress this enough had a fuckin tilt session on weekend playin cash and blew 600sheets which isnt like me but its been a while and must also before i forget say a big well done to sewell (canonlygetbetter) who done a 3 way split at aspers on saturday for 500ish then the next day nailed some freeroll on pokerstars oh and i also went to the northumbrian plate at the weekend first time at the horse racing for me but it definately wont be the last what a mega day that was, actually im drivelling on abit now so good luck at the tables and always count to 10 first lol

7 comments:

TEAMDOBB said...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 now fkn MOVE!!!!!!

gyposdog said...

lmao exactley mate

Pud's Poker said...

I'm soft as shite but I get horrific roadrage and one day I'm going to really piss someone off and they'll smash my face in! LOL!

Jimmy Chipmunk said...

As a fellow Teamdobb member i can give you a discounted rate to St.Georges in Morpeth if you want.
For whats its worth i hate bus drivers and 99% of Hackney carriage drivers,i myself am a Private hire driver not a Taxi driver as 1 Taxi driver with a broken nose told me once

MR ENTERTAINMENT said...

I LOVE YOU SON YOU ARE MY HERO!
DONT FUCK ABOUT JUST SAY IT THATS THE WAY,(SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE JOB I KNOW THERES VACANCIES AT THE GROV - FANCY DEALING ? A MAN WITH YOUR TEMPERMENT SUIT YOU RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND LMAO!!!

dreamdobb said...

class post mick was picturing every situation as you were telling it ,as for job - im sure i heard they were hiring at the pleasure beach would you be able to make it for an interview....

TEAMDOBB said...

wonder if Pud Poker drives a bus or a taxi by any chance ??????