BILLY FUCKING BODGE IT !!!!!!!

HI Dobba watchers !!
well another week and it started oh so well, Bank Holiday Monday and her who must be obeyed suggests the grov for the £25 wildcard I personaly couldn`t be arsed but upon readin thread on the NPF Cash game up n running I agree to go on the condition that she plays the tourney and I play the cash, So duly arrive at the g only to find cash game has ended and all are playing the tourney so sit down to play the game somewhat reluctantly.
steady game with plenty of chips end up on fianal table with approx 15k blnds are 1 - 2 k and after some neat squeeze play and a reraise against ridla my pocket 2s hit the set against ridlas AK and bingo end up chopping against a guy called alex and claiming the £100 seat.

Tuesday back to work which still sucks but hey ho any way we get to friday and as joiner /plumber/and electrician are booked to come on saturday arrange for a skip to arrive to gut the kitchen as new one arrives thursday. skip arrives and we head down the g for a game she plays the tourney and I sit down with steve (cardguard) on the 25/50 cash third hand i pick up KK and reraise the shove preflop to treble up my £40 starting stack then coupl of hours later pick up 88 and flop a set a against can only get betters AA and take another nice pot.

Saturday 8am two joiners turn up to assist my demolition of the old kitchen and after a couple of hours joiners son decides to take hammer to base unit holding the sink up and yep you guesed he fractures the cold water pipe fucking water every where (bellagio fountain is now in my kitchen)
so water switched off as we await the sparky and the plumber, sparky is a friend of my son so I nip up the stairs to his room to awake son as its now realy early 1.30pm to find out what time his pals coming - " he wont be up yet " was the reply and "he hasnt brought his tools home "
?????????????????? what tools does a sparky need to shift two sockets and put up some spot lights ?????????????????????? any way plumber arrives at 5pm fixes broken pipe but cant do anything until thursday as fully booked " but I boked you for today " he says "aye but that was just to have a look" ??????????????????????.
upshot is nee kitchen nee sparky and a plumber who cant do owt till thursday ???????????
FUCKING RESESSION WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS

4 comments:

Steve H. said...

KFC do good chicken, so long as you order at the right spot. good luck with the kitchen.

TEAMDOBB said...

divnt worry man its nearly jollys time in da bright lights of Viva Viva

Anonymous said...

ya divnt need a ktchen 2 mek a salad man remember ya diet lol wow my son dont get up till 1.30pm either tha all the same

Jimmy Chipmunk said...

That will teach you to use English tradesmen you should have gone Polish,much cheaper and they work till the job is finished!