HELLS FUCKING KITCHEN NIGHTMARE

HELLS FUCKING KITCHEN NIGHTMARE

THOUGHT I WOULD POST THIS AS A WARNING TO ANYONE WHO THINKS THEY MIGHT WANT TO BUY A NEW KITCHEN............................................................







Once upon a time in a land not far from Dobba Castle, lived a happy couple who had the misfortune to decide upon a full renovation of there humble but very small kitchen,

So off they set in search of a nice shiny brand new kitchen to replace the one they already had (which in the land of the real world was fine and dandy ie (IT FUCKING WORKED !!).

Any way after travelling for many days they came across B & Q who were having a half price sale and after much thought and desighn they purchased a brand spanking new kitchen which included a new cooker ( ? the old one was fine ) a new microwave ( ? the old one was also fine )



the nice people at B & Q took our hard earned pennies and assured us all will be fine and new kitchen will arrive in four weeks. The days ticked by as we anticipated the arrival, making all the necessary arrangments we ordered a skip to take away the old delapatated WORKING kitchen away. and sure enough the skip arrived and the man of the house reluctantly took a large hammer and set about removing the perfectly fine WORKING kitchen.

Two days before delivery two gentlemen of the joinery trade arrived to assess the scene and remove the final parts of the kitchen and upon removing the last bench that hold the sink they proceed to burst main water pipe flooding the place ....................

Telephone plumber who arrives to switch off water and repair pipe "i cant be doing with this !" was his quote "I,l be back Saturday to move your pipe work"



Thursday and kitchen set to arrive between 8am and 1pm as per phone call with delivery people, so took day off from work to over see the delivery 8am - 9am - 10am - 11am nothing 11am - 12pm fuck all 1.30 pm weeeeeeeeeeee big truck pulls up and happy days kitchen is in the back.

THATS THE ONLY GOOD PART AS FROM NOW WE DECEND INTO THE REAL KITCHEN NIGHTMARE.

Saturday and its all go as joiners plasterers and electricains descend on Castle Foggo to do there worse and dont they just - just when you think all is well joiner points out that there is a fault with the desighn as the cooker hob will be right on top of the kitchen sink drainer ? we take a closer look and sure enough desighn is bollocks, on top of that the mrs has realised her bench is going to be the size of a loaf of bread.

Its then that joiner realises that the plan given to us by the desighner is a different plan to the one that came from B & Q with the invoice.

so job is at a standstill untill today when after purchasing two further units to move the cooker away from the sink we come home to discover a huge damp patch in the brand new recently plastered ceiling.

So we are now two weeks without a kitchen and im waiting for the plumber - the joiner - the electrician - the plasterer and now a fucking roofer to come and sort this mess out.It would be nice for this "once upon a time " to have a happy ending however its not in sight and like Newcastle we need a MIRACLE. So the moral of this little nightmare is if the Mrs says she wants a new kitchen and the offer is 50% off !!Take her by the throat and apply pressure until all thoughts of said new kitchen are completely gone