Team Dobbs Love Affair
Well on me way home last nite i was thinking is a big step for me. I often find myself takin about real life situations but turning it into a hand at a poker table with degenerate matto inbetween him talking about how he wants to play a thousand dollar sit and go for his whole bankroll!
So here is a brief over view of the members of teamdobbs love life
1) The Guvnor - Davey
Well Davey has been gaanin oot wit his lass for yrs and if she is anything like him she will be a reet kid! act like a bloody 17 yr old! Davey for me in the poker love life has played a huge pot early in the tournament when the blinds are low. He has put his lass on a flush draw with his over pair and he aint gonna back doon! Little does Davey naarrr but she has like a straight on the flop with a flush draw to back it up! Davey is well and trully pot committed! but its for the best!
2) Steak and Chips Man - THE TRUE DOBBS
Dobbsy between bullyin Batsey has some how managed to find himself a lass and settle down! I still cant believe it! He is another one. He is mid way through the tourny and he is on a flush draw and is megga feeling hittin it, after all its diamond flush draw.... his favourite of all flushes! his lass however has trips and when the diamond comes on the river (only to pair the board) dobbsy is thinking "Lovely steak and chips for me tonite!). So when he bets nearly 4/5ths of his stack his lass raises he thinks fook but feels he has to call! pot odds!
3) Beastieboy know Beastisbak
Beastie is the Gloria of the love scene always hanging around tryin to make a final table. He is playin short stacked and has to push all in wit any ace!! only a few have called the beast so far to keep him alive in the tourny
4) Matto
Matto started off his love life like he plays his poker wanting to play alot of cheap flops and pick up small pots. However of late he has got caught playing limp poker wit 7 3 and is now heavily involved in a pot with Bianca who is slow rolling him with aces!
5) Myself
Well Im well and truly a grinder at cards and at love! Im slowly grinding out a decent stack with a Japanese bird who cant understand a word of my mumbling voice!
Probs abit of a weird post but im bored after work. Enjoy!
2 comments:
I MUST POINT OUT THIS MAD POST IS BY KAREN3300 EG JAMES LEWIS THE ONE WHO WEARS THE RED SATIN JACKETS AND LIVES IN LONDON AT THE MOMENT WITH A MAD JAPANESE BIRD WHO LOVES CUDDLES WHEN HES PLAYING POKER. DIFFERENT JAMESY!
woooooooo jamo,i dont know what kind of fucked up planet london is but you must be haveing some REAL strong drugs reading that, liked it and japsex wooooooooo RESPECT,can i dos on ya couch m8cos im on train to the big city
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