I came,I saw,I donated....

I came,I saw,I donated....

Its been a pretty poor last 2 months with 2 car crashes and 1 final table in about 7 tournys but undeterred i headed to Aspers for there Saturday afternoon £50 freezeout feeling pretty good because i managed to get some vidoes on my itouch wich would help ease the boredom when i go through my usual slump of abysmal cards(thats an unofficial moan).
I turned up after the 1st level so missed the extra 2k and started with 7k so i decided to loosen up to get back them chips and basically let the table know who the boss was.So 45 minutes later at the break i have 2.8k left and wondering what iam going to have for my supper and if iam ever going to win again.
20 minutes into the 3rd level i get my 1st big break the valet brings my nooodles with chicken and shrimp and i start to watch Heroes on my ipod! After limping in with 6d7d and flopping my 7 nobody bets and another 7 hits the turn and the big stack bluffing machine fires out and calls my reraise with a pair of 3's but still below average and not getting much help from the dealer to follow up and get into the game.Another flopped 2 pair with 6,8 off in sb and i get all my money in with a call from another big stack who had top pair,great am up to 13k now and i just need 1 double up and then i have some chance but disaster strikes when the player to my left is eliminated and a very lucky calling station takes his place,he plays so bad but always has a big stack and has a knack of putting me out of competitions with his customary "sorry son"
3 rounds later no cards and it has been folded round to my sb and i look down at 8,9off i would love to push but mr calling station will knock me out so i decide to limp and when the flop comes j,9,2 i think ok lets bet 1.5k and take it down but no he calls a q hits the turn so i bet bigger(at this point i must point out there were 2 spades on the flop) he thinks about it and then calls :( now i have only 3k left so when the 2 spades hits the river :( i think poo so i check and then he bets out 4k now iam pot commited so there is no way iam folding so i put the terminator in the middle with my chips and he says" just a 9" i flick my cards over and then he shows his A9 "Sorry Son" i hear as i head out the door....Haddock,Cod,Haddock,Cod,Haddock god iam so bad at this game i know he is going to call but i still donk off my chips to him anyway! i have not played any cash since i started posting but in tournys iam - £370 down,i won 4.5k in the first 4 months of this year but for the life of me i cant remember how but hey ho the Shiraz is slipping down nicely and everything is rosey again,Laterz all

Sir James Chipmunk