ABOUT AS MUCH USE AS !!!!!

ABOUT AS MUCH USE AS !!!!!

WELL WHAT A CRAP WEEK !!

COULDN`T HIT A BARN DOOR WITH A CRICKET BAT.
ALL STARTED ON MONDAY £5 BINGO AT THE GROV, ENDED UP DEALING AND THERES NOTHING WORSE THAN DEALING - GETTING OUTDRAWN BY A MUPPET BUT TO TURN THE RIVER FOR THEM JUST RUBS SALT IN THE WOUND £30 LATER AND IM HEADING OUT THE DOOR PRE BREAK.

TUESDAY- DECIDE TO TAKE THE NIPPERS (GRANDKIDS) UP THE MOOR FOR THE ANNUAL LETS TAKE THE EYES OUT OF THE NORTH EAST PUBLIC.
£3 TO PARK ON THE MOOR ?? (WHO GETS THE MONEY ?)
THEN THE SIDE SHOWS, DARTS ANYONE ? THROW LESS THAN TEN THE SIGHN SCREAMED !! ONLY £1.50 !! WIN ANYTHING YOU LIKE !!! HERES YOUR DARTS ? AND ITS A HEDGEHOG YOU HAVE TO THROW ???.

WEDNESDAY - BACK TO THE BINGO £15 DEEP STACK 8K IN CHIPS, 3RD HAND IN KRIS CARR TO MY RIGHT RAISES UNDER THE GUN TO 5X BLIND, LOOK DOWN TO SEE A Q SUITED SO FLAT CALL DEALER DECIDES TO CALL AS WELL, FLOP COMES 4 4 4 KRIS BETS OUT 1K, I FIOLD, DEALER CALLS. TURN BRINGS 6, KRIS BETS 2K DEALER CALLS, RIVER BRINGS A RANOTHER RAG, KRISS BETS OUT DEALER RAISES KRIS CALLS AND TURNS OVER QQ DEALER HAS THE CASE FOUR OUCH !
I GO OUT TO KJ WITH MY A Q AS DEALER DOESNT KNOW WHEN OR HOW TO FOLD !!
THURSDAY JUST AS BAD 6K STARTING CHIPS DEALING AGAIN AND STILL CANT HIT A THING RAISE UNDER THE GUN WITH A Q WITH MY SHORTSTACK IN THE 5TH LEVEL RUN HEADFIRST INTO KK AND GOODNIGHT VIENNA,

HIGHLIGHT OF THE WEEK WAS THE POSTS FROM VEGAS OFF DC AND PHLMC,S POSTS ON THE FORUM PURE GOLD SON CHEERED ME RIGHT UP .
LETS HOPE BLACKPOOL BRINGS MORE THAN A STICK OF ROCK........