NEWS AT 10.00

A journalist asked a neighbour " How long had he known Josepf Fritsells daughter Alice?

"Alice he replied", Who the f--k is Alice? Ya mean for 24 years............. Ive been living next door to Alice!!!!!!!!!!!

lololol

Guiness book of records also announced a new Hide n Seek champion application had been received by them.

An Old Austrian Proverb states that women are like a fine wine....best left to mature in the cellar

Josef Fritzel Ltd ....cellar conversions and soundproofing specialist a family business established 25 years

Apparently stag party bookings have dropped dramatically in Austria since it was announced fathers really do lock up their duaghters there

Apparently Austrian parents were advised by the Government that the best approach to sex education was to keep the children in the dark as long as possible

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