Classic one liner

Classic one liner

Everyone has things that have been said around a poker table that sticks in their mind and Im no different.
Had been out to a function during an all day expenses paid with my accountant and ended up at Grosvenor on that night for rookies night at £3 quid entry rather the worse for the drink.
At the end of the table was a blonde girl with a bright pink fluffy jumper cut low revealing a huge pair of bazoomers. It was obvious she was a new player and appeared very nervous. I started talking to her trying to help her relax and it seemed to work as she even started talking back to me even though i was pissed.
Anyway it was early on in tournie with about 6 players in a pot with her on the big blind. A flop of 556 came to which she immediately pushed all in. Everyone folded to this to which i asked her " Wow big bet what did you have?" she turns over 55. Fk me i say why on earth did you bet and why so big? her classic reply was; I WAS WORRIED ABOUT SOMEONE HITTING THE STRAIGHT !
The rest of the table burst into laughter to which i replied; Honey you must be the worst player at this table but by god you got the best pair of tits here.

Worked well for her actually as she then relaxed to enjoy herself and since then has became a very decent tournie player.
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