Jan Review

Jan Review

Alreet Stumpy here,

2011 Player of the month playoff at the G Casino ended off with 9 players who won the monthly most amount of winnings from the tournamnets playing for the 5k live mtt package.
I felt had a great chance in this with my sngo experiance and everything was going to plan when I was siting in 2nd place and just starting to up the aggression when I doubled the shorty up 3 times in 1 orbit but then won a couple of small pots v Hugh Frew who was cl and then I pick up QQ. Hugh raises nd I 3 bet he ships 99 I call and theres half the chips in play in this pot and if I win this I felt confident Icould tid but the ugly 9 on the river killed my hopes of the 5k package.
M Arnott tookit down and he was the shorty I dupped 3 times and he still only had 6k when I left wp sir.

Live Ive ran shit at the key times and had no cashes.Havent played many seshes online but ran just as bad online.
The reason I havent played much is Xenocode,Teamdobb and I have started a little staking and coaching venture. The idea came about when I coached Machine for a day and his winrate shot up and thought theres loads of players on the NPF who are very capeable of winning at sngos with a little bit of coaching and backing as alot dont have the discipline for whatever reason to do it by themselves. So after talking it through with Dave & Gary we put a thread up on the forum and we were unindated with replys. We have 9 started already and hopefully a few more once we get these players settled.Its going ok at the moment but early days so fingers crossed all will crush and make a profit. Alot of hard work by all concerned and good that theres 3 of us to bounce off each other but the mix is good and early signs are its going to be a success provided we keep on top of it and all concerned work hard at what we have set out.

The month was saved by Mrs Stumpy chopping a Tuesday night for £400 and then going onto win the added seat for £200 game. Also Cameltoe chopped a mtt and I got £200 from that in our usual long standing % swop and Craig my son made a small profit when he played live twice.

Played in the CGcup for Northern Lights as Teamdobbs had 11 so I dropped out as I wasnt sure I could get time off work but got the Sunday off at the last minute so played for Mrs Stumpys team who eventualy finished 3rd.
I was out early when Cowhead from Teamdobbs had nutflush v my flush.Well done to Cinderbella and Delta Bravo who both ft for Northern Lights and also to Hetton who romped away with it to tid in style wpwp.

Eventually after alot of promising I actually started my diet and ended 4 ibs down. Be interesting to see if I can maintain the loss at end of next month

live mtts = -£257

live cash = - £100

online mtts= - $968

online cash = - $30

horses = + $140

live staking = + £100

weight = -4Ibs

keep on smiling

Stumpy

2011 review

2011 review

Alreet Stumpy here,

These were my goals at the start of the year

1,Keep working on improving my mtt play.= Yup worked hard to improve my game watching cardrunner vids and playing more mtts.

2,play 4k sngos 45 mans and 9 mans= Nope once gaz walker won me over 9k didnt need to grind the sngos and it gave me more time to work on my mtt game.

3,Play more bigger games live as the small amount ive played i have 5 fts=Yup Played 2 ukipts and 1 £550 gukpt and 2 side events and 1 leg of spanish poker tour in majorca.

4,Try to help mrs stumpy improve her game(done amazing upto now playing 2 years and made a profit both years) needs to take the next step= nope we never seem to have the time but deffo going to try and make time.

5,Win the apat team game for the npf= nope bubbled the points in bolton and if id finished top 2o probably would of won. Then luton i final tabled but with george lawson the only other point scorer we fell short.

6,keep enjoying poker.yup trying to keep the balance of enjoying poker and making money which ive just about succeeded most of the year.

life goals

1,lose weight (getting another knee op on the 3rd of feb so hopefully get back to full fitness which will make it easier to lose weight)=massive fail im now the heaviest ive ever been i need to sort this soon.

2,keep enjoying life to the max=At times ive really struggled this year with my health and the kids have really tested my sanity but hopefully they are maturing at last, they are 17 and 20 and nice kids at heart but were hard work in 2011.

final figures

live mtts = + £4.9k

live cash = - £120

online mtts = + $7k

sngos = - $500

horses = + $670

live staking = + £9.8k

online staking = + $6.9k

Highlights of the year

1.Gaz walker winning ukipt and having 10%

2.3rd in the £200 link game for just under 3k

3.Dobbas won the npf team champs

4,nice scores from samj and juniorbomber when i staked them.

5.winning player of the month in the g but only playing 5 times.

6,Improving my online mtt game where im now confident i can make a nice profit

lowlights

1.Had 2nd knee op and been told nothing more they can do and come back when you need a new knee.

2.Going deep in day 1 at ukipt dtd only to lose big stack v fd that got there on the river

3,The closure of fulltilt losing about $1600ish but i suppose this could of been a hell of lot worse

4,The death of joe peel who i miss from the tables at circus, you were always gauranteed a good laugh when joe was on your table

5.And finally, standing in the hotel foyer at 4am watching the doc working on Teamdobb ( Dave Collins ) and just saying in my mind ffs please dont die, thank god he made an amazing recovery.

The goals for this year

1,lose weight

2,Make a ft of a decent buyin event

3,Continue to enjoy poker and life.

keep on smiling Stumpy

Happy Xmas and a Very Merry New Year

Happy Xmas and a Very Merry New Year

Alreet Stumpy here,

I was really looking forward to the sky poker at aspers but got up on the saturday morning and felt really rough,I thought a few bottles would put me right but as the day wore on i felt worse so mrs stumpy,knerrad,teamdobb and simmy headed over the road for a chinese that would pull me round emm after the soup we had to leave and had to stop the car on the way home spewing.I was ill for about 5 days felt hungary had something to eat spewed luvlee.As for the poker in the mtt i gave my chips to dan trett pretty early on who then went on to put them to good use by finishing 2nd and was very unlucky he didnt win with a couple of badbeats hup.Iwas over the moon for dan who over the last couple of years has played some great poker without much luck so this was a well deserved result and many more to come imo.

On the sinday after sky i was supposed to play the smoggies league playoff was really looking forward to this as well but ob missed this and was gutted.Was so pleased for Pam Butler for her win a great result for a lovely lady x

Online ive had 4 fts on willy hill and im running really hot on there but its the opposite on stars where i cant win a hand.Started off the month with a 4th in the 30r for $1330 a 3rd in a 2r and 3rd in a 20 f/o for $354 and $344 and finished the month with a 2nd in a 15r for $2795.

Live i played only twice this month had a 4 way chop in the circus/genting £50 f/o for £500 it was an old school ft with jonny the greek,andy wilson and gary collins chopping it up.

Got staked for the sky £100 rebuy on the npf but it ended up a nitemare as my puter was playing up not helped by skypoker lagging terribly with 5 tables up as it happened with hands i got never really got anything going sorry guys.

live mtts +£445
live cash - £200
online mtts +$ 3,688

staking -$200

horses -$140

sngos - $101

plo - +$150

I was at me dads on boxing day and find it hard to get a signal on my mobile he says the tree might be the problem mmm it might be (he has a big tree right in front of house ) he gets up and turns the xmas tree lights out and says try it now loooooooooooool.

keep on smiling happy xmas and merry new year Stumpy

When the boat came in

When the boat came in

Alreet Stumpy here,

Went to a rugby reunion and had a canny day loads to drink and plenty of old time crack my favourite story was hazzas, after one game wed had a few pints and called into the halfway house pub and it was abit cold and we were all sitting round chatting when hazza picks up a bar stool and smashes a leg off and throws it in the fire everyone just looked in amazement as the stool leg bounced off the imitation coal fire and bounced onto the floor.lol.

live poker -Only played twice live due to having toothache most of the month couldnt be arsed to play or do much tbh had 1 ft for 8th.

Online poker -Had an 8th in the £100 f/o on skypoker ukops event ran kk into aa then finished 22nd in the ipoker 200kg i satted in for $22 and got $1145 reshipped with aj into aa doh.

Apart from those results ran like shit or played bad, im blaming my toothache well you have to blame something.

Staking-Had samj over at mine for a grind and he chopped the $11r on stars for $5.2k which i got half he played a couple of more session without any joy and has since obtained a fulltime staker so good luck with that sam. The only leaks he has now have nothing to do with poker as his game is top notch.He just needs to stop the brainfarts and hes ganna crush imo.

Horses-Break even for the month in running betting, but blew $500 betting pre race on the breeders cup.

live mtts - £80 played 2

live cash - £120 1 session

online mtts +$ 1,047 played 135

staking +$2,400

horses - $500

Played about 16 hours of 50/1 plo 6 max cash for a small profit as ive been thinking about a new challenge next year but we will see.

Keep on smiling stumpy.

It's been a while!

It's been a while!

Cowhead here.

Well it's been a while since I blogged so thought I'd get on and do my annual review.

This year has been very stop start for me Poker wise. I've been concentrating on work stuff and online has taken a back seat for the most part.

To keep it brief highlights of the year really haven't really been very high but the NPF Team Championships went well for me personally. Again the dobbas took it down and I plced 4th individually falling to fellow dobba Paul Sewell after I made a mad push.

Day 1 was a breeze tbh, I was sober and a drink didn't pass my lips all day, I played tight for the most part (in true dobba nit style) only problems I had was with some kid from Ace of Clubs called Ty. He was pissed before the tourney actually started, got a big stack and totally ran over the table.

Day 2 I decided to have a few pints with a couple of team mates and Knerrad.

Big mistake, I reshoved out of turn with AA early on when a kid to my right was about to ship with 99 so I missed out on a juicey pot there. I made some other horrendous mistakes but none too damaging to my stack and like I said I donked out 4th when I felt I had a decent chance of taking it down. Only other memories of the day really was a superb performance from Buzz.

I haven't really played anything else live except for my Monthly Boldon 30 quid freeze out where I won the DTD league which I haven't played yet. Hopefully I'll get down there in January and obv bink that.

Hetton Thursday League has been another highlight for me,, I was invited by Gaz Scoop to play their League for the APAT which I squeezed into in the last League game.

That was largely uneventful at Dtd as I donked out in about 4 hours (obv too much to drink again)

Other than that I have played here and there online. Firstly Blair dog staked me earlier on in the year and returned him a few bob but spunked off my roll on FTP playing (again) drunk, still havent apologised for that yet but as I said I made him a few quid so not bad overall and even if I hadn't done that fucking LEDERER woulda had the twat anyway.

As for me personally online, It's been stop start for reasons already mentioned.

Had one or two 4 figure scores but all under 2k.

For most of the year I've made Silver star on stars without putting much in and might try and play a lot more next year but not sure what I want to play yet, whether it be sngs or mtts or a mix.

I've been trialling cash this last 2 weeks but I think it's given me a brain tumour. What a grind it is. Hats of to all cash grinders out there, you have to be nuts to do that imo.

Next up for me is the Smoggies League Live Final in a few weeks time. Im in a decent starting position after a few wins and a few extra starting chips, again, obv I'm gonna ship that.

The crack in the games online on Wednesday nights have been good and will be a special day to see all the lads together and have a laugh.

After that I think I'm calling it a day for the rest of the year. A nice break and Xmas is on the agenda then back on it in January.

Take care and be lucky and have a Great Xmas all.

Dave.

The titanic didnt sink?

The titanic didnt sink?

Alreet Stumpy here,

I put some money in skypoker for there ukops events which i felt were good value as most of the fields were made up of sat qualifiers, eventually only got to play the saturday night a £20r which i went out straight nd flush draw v top pare no kicker and the £100 f/o which i finished 8th for £652 kk v aa then on the monday night it was the 1st aspers qual for the sky poker tour which is always a good day ie plenty booze and crack.
Binked the seat first attempt weeee as did ridla who came on msn to say wp and we got chatting about a few things when samjs name came up and i said you mean The Titanic he cruises along owning the mtt fields then hits the iceburg and sinks without trace.I did say this half in jest but its amazing what fate brings as samj comes to mine the next day and chops the $11 r on stars 4 handed for $5.2k which i got a good % of weeeee.I have to say samj played awesome poker and i only had to calm him down a couple of times lol.

Live ive only played twice so far this month finished 9th in circus £50 f/o shoved c/off with 12 bigs ran into 99 then didnt cash in aspers £100 f/o.

Horses had a couple of bad days and for some reason decided to do a breeders cup spin up and busted account fookin dickhead so - $800 but ive scraped back $300 so far betting in running if i can get anywhere near even for month will be over the moon.

The titanics coming back to mine tomorrow hoping for a repeat of last week haha

keep on smiling stumpy

Roll on November

Roll on November

Alreet Stumpy here,

Busy month live starting out with the NPF championships and after finishing 17th and 7th the last 2 years i was hoping for a win but tbh never got going and all the decisions i made were the wrong ones, a big well done to Craig Mcdowall who won and i have to say he has to be 1 of the best mtt players in the toon at the mo wpwp.Also well done to Hazel "happydaze" Birchnall who finished 2nd and was 1 card away from victory its a shame there was a thread started which prolly took the shine off her efforts but all i can say is take no notice and keep grinding the profit wpwp.

Apat team event,had a great weekend at Luton with a great bunch of lads and Mrs Stumpy and was really disappointed we only had 2 left going into the points but to get 2 on the ft is a big acheivement. I eventually finished 8th losing ackc v 1010 aipf had a sweat on cc flop but no help

Well done to George "house shoes"Lawson who finished 5th going out ak v kj sigh ul but wpwp.

Also a big up for the hetton boys who only just missed out on a top 3 finish but were great fun all weekend.

Live- had a deep finish on friday when i finished 3rd for £440 in there £50f/o played great and went into the ft joint cl with jonny who has been crushing this mtt lately with his super aggro game which seems to be paying off at the mo so the plan was to sit tight and watch him knock everyone out lol.The plan was working fine until i butchered 2 hands v him but luckily i dup ak v aq of kenlock when we were down to 3 i shove qhjh and get called off other guy with kj q on the flop but k on the turn was the end of me hopefully these 2 fts are the start of the rungood.

Online - Ran awful this month and also made a few mistakes when very deep in a few but pretty pleased not to lose that much considering how bad Ive ran.

stars played 98 mtts for a $397 loss

ipoker played 55 for a $157 win

played 12 sngos on stars for a $143 win

live mtts +£142

cash 2 sessions - £60

horses + $30

So pretty much a break even month but felt near the end of the month the rungood was returning ......... hopefully

keep on smiling stumpy