FU FULL TILT HELLO POKERSTARS

FU FULL TILT HELLO POKERSTARS

Alrit Stumpy here,

Its been a busy week, starting with last saturday travelled to m,boro for the new £100 f/o,was doing well and down to 3 tables from a 120 runners when i get 88 raised and the biggest fish on the table called, he had been on my table most of the day and I know he likes his A rags and KQS so when the flop comes AK7 and he bets into me I insta fold and he shows me ace, now down to 24k and pik up AK, buzz ships in before me and I call he has JQ 1st card K weeee then QQ and im down too 2k allin next hand and out.then I sit down on the £5-£5 plo cash table with £200 me and DC go halfers and I come off with a £200 profitso just a small loss on the day.

Monday morning I have another losing session on full tilt its been 3 weeks of running bad so decide to have a go on pokerstars and buyin to a $33 mtt and few hours later im doing a 3 way deal for 2.5kish weeeeeeee so im staying on pokerstars until i start running bad.

This years online total now 12k. A hand from the stars mtt I was on the button with AQ raised sb calls bb calls flop AQJ 3 allins and the hands were sb QQ bb JJ me AQ mmm thanx stars.

Tuesday was at circus with Mrs Stumpy,my tourney was awful and ended when raised with A6 1 fishy caller flop AK5 i c-bet he calls turn Q i have a horrible feeling he has KQ but my only move is allin and he calls with KQ!
Mrs Stumpy gets another 4 way chop for £335 and this takes her into 3rd position in the league not bad as she has only been playing 1 1/2 years, I make £40 in cash and im still 8th in the league so it looks like we are both going to make the playoff.

Thursday I play aspers £30 f/o and finished 7th losing 65K in 2 hands,1st hand button ships for 32k sb ships 16k and I have A 10 bb i no im winning the button and the next 4 places pay similar money so i call button JQ ,sb 77, flop J73 and im last, shit! then next hand 77 allin called by QQ nd out for £80.

Saturday was at aspers for oneway poker £50 f/o and couldnt believe it got 200+ runners and got seat 1 and dealt for 7 1/2 hrs and was knackered when I got in, didnt get much all day and grinded my stack upto 28k av 45k and 45 back for the next day.there was 2 lads raising lite all day, I was waiting to catch them and Sunday I started picking up some hands,young lad raised again and I shipped on him with KK he folded next orbit he ships allin with 8-4 and i call with AA lol now i have playable stack and hang round 100k mark when all my raises get thro without any action till I push J-9 allin and bb calls with 22 and I brick it and finish 12th for £160, really pleased with the way im playing just need a break at the right time.
I met some of the lads from oneway poker and have to say they were canny craic and a nice bunch of lads.
Its been a busy but enjoyable and profitable week.

Keep on smiling,

Stumpy

Punch him in the Face

Punch him in the Face

Heres a useful little site youre able to vent some anger on if theres anyone thats getting to you

One of the biggest hits at the moment is the favourite guy of the North East


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Have fun !!!!

Getting better

Getting better

Alrit stumpy here,

Its been a busy 3 weeks starting off with the forum champinship,a great 2 days of poker and some great craic.I built my stackup nicely till about 22 left out of 100 had 40k when Sean Mcguigan raised from the sb i have aj bb so i ship it in, Sean calls with 77 flops a set nd im down to 10k a few alins with atcs and we are down to 20 players nd back next day I have 13k.

Meet up with DC nd Scott for dinner nd have a laff before we set off for circus, dave is chip leader and i know how much he wants to win his own championships and if I cant win im hoping he does, well he bought Mr nd Mrs Stumpys dinner ye nah lol.

So day 2 I need a dup and Ridlas is in the bb and I tell him im pushing if its folded to me as I run so good v the Ridla,1st card is an ace so I ship nd take the blinds sos Ridla,then I win another pot now on 27k next hand DC raises I have ak sooted allin calls 77 1st card ace weeeeeeeeeee 3rd card 7 im out in 15th gutted but pleased the way I played and over the moon for DC who went onto win. Great weekend and a great result for DC nice 1 mate

Went to circus on the tuesday and chopped it 4 ways for £340 and some much needed points in the league im in 8th and top ten qualify so in with a chance, finished 12th last week just missing out on points so 2 weeks to go prolly need 1 more ft to make it.

14th november was the grosvener team game my debut for the dobbers,I was full of flu on arrival,risked a bottle of corona nd never looked back,deffo a flu killer haha,got off to a nice start with a dup from BobtheGob who cudnt fold aa on a 642 flop i had trip 2s.Bob didnt even make the buffet so plenty left for everyone, I work my stack upto 18k when I get aa I raise farmer dave 3 bets me nd hes priced in to call with aq so now comfy on 38kish but then get moved and totally card dead for ages but grind my way to final table.The ft i ship 1st hand with j 10 then dup with kk v the geeks j 10 then with 7 left we are told if me or philmc arent the next ones out we win the team game. So its fold for the win lol until a 3 way allin involving portanus a8 v gimac ad qd v Phil with qq flop comes 2 ds turn brick then rvr qd which gives gimac flush but gives Phil full house and we have won the team game and started jumping round like nutters with all the other dobbas who had stayed back to rail.It turned out to be a great event with 6 of the 8 teams from the forum.I went out 5th and samj went on 2 beat portanus headsup. The rail from 3 tables down was class,with the sensations, dobbas, radgies, northern lights, nd the cubs making it a great atmosphere.

My online grind came off the rails last month -$1200 worst month so far ran really bad and also had flu for 2 weeks and shudnt of played tbh, just hope it changes soon.

keep on smiling stumpy.

Some mutha fucka sickos around!!!

Some mutha fucka sickos around!!!

Just thought Id post up here some of the crap I have to put up with at work and highlights the fkn lunatics that are around. I get these calls quite regular tbh but have now involved the police to try n trace back the calls and get to the bottom of this. Could well be some extremist group that think companies are polluting the world and as such are threatening their families and killing them. Thats the only logical explanation I can come up with for this nutter.

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This is another phone call we have received from the same person claiming we have sent information about investment opportunities in Global Warming. This time the guy is claiming to be Stephen Levington from Warwickshire County Council and is pretending to be normal at the start. He soon turns to his mother fucker abuse as normal.

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And another one received a couple of hours after call 2

The mother fucker man calls back again who now wants to kill the Police.

call 3

Lose yet win!!!

Lose yet win!!!

Decide to make the trip down to Teeside Gala to take in their new monthly £100 game with £1000 added.
Travel down with fellow Dobbas Can Only Get Better & Stumpy joined by SamJ and get there in good time for registration. Had a max field of 120 and pre reg before 5.50 got you an added 1000 chips in a 9k stack. 1st 2 levels of 45 mins followed by 30 mins and a finish time of 4.30 was always doubtful taking into consideration the breaks and start times which was proved to be right. Game ends up chopped up 8 way with chip stack ratios and Chipmunk took away about £1400
As for me well I had bought COGB into the game on an agreed split so was double handed in and although for most of the game COGB looked in such a good position to make a decent cash he eventually bust out 12th with the main damage being done when his mid pos raise was shipped on and his call with 77 was outdrawn by the shiping AK.
I had started really well and had a very good table in that it was very passive and I was able to easy take down alot of pots and grow at a good pace. That was until this hand in level 2 of 50/100. I make it 400 with AA to get looked up by the BB. The flop of 248 rainbow was nice and i bet 800 after he checks it. Turn brings 6c giving 2 club board and after another ck I put in 2k to which he ships all in for over 9k. Ive probably got 10k behind and after bit of table talk n vibes coming back Im sure hes setted up so fold face up hoping he will also show his hand which he does............................. 99!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmm well played!.
Wouldnt mind any comments for those that can be bovved to reply
Guy slow plays AA from the sb on me in 3 way pot and his set is too much for my 2 pair which does more damage. Eventually as blinds n antes are biting I ship my 9bbs with 66 to get looked up by the BB with AK who houses up.
Decent enough game with room for future improvement with excellent pot of £13100 and chops for Chipmunk, and 3 other NPFrs that included Avkid, Buzz n Lynne Beaumont

Put £100 into cash game with Samj who returns £160 and £100 into Stumpy for £5/£5 Omaha table and he ship out with £415 which covers the costs and a slight profit for the night. Totally wrecked leaving around 3.30am with final table about to start and fall asleep as soon as I get in car so apologise for bad snoring all the way home to the 3 lads in the car

edit: Play the Poker Stars millions for our NPF syndicate and get min cash for $315 going out around the 1000 left mark when shipping c/o with 55 for 40k n BB obv thinks Ive got A3 as he snaps with A4 to bink an Ace wp

Coral Masters Exclusive

Coral Masters Exclusive

Congratulations to NPF member Mark Trett in taking down the Corals Masters £10k Sponsored package that was played out last week.
Marks a very active and proud member of the NPF as you can see by his attire and came into our office to do an Exclusive one to one interview the day after his win.

Championeeeees!!!!

Championeeeees!!!!

Made the journey down to Blackpool to take part in the GUKPT Main Event for day 1b Friday and meet up with a few NPF ers including fellow Dobba Xenocode, Mullet, Graham, Madasawasp and Hitthehole Tom Middleton. Notice Xenocode has an absolute nightmare table but when I get my seat Im very happy with it although it does include Zach Ford and previous Champions winner Mike Ellis. I actually thought I was sat next to Steve Holden at 1st but was a guy called Jeff Hemmerman. Can I just say this guy was an absolute gentleman and was a pleasure to be in his company all day at the table. He was an ex pro footballer and played poker with a good solid game but with a great attitude and with respect to his fellow players at the table.

I was delighted to see he went very deep with a great 5th place finish getting it in AJ v KK for board to run out AJ10 K rag. was telling me he was lined up for a move to Everton but a bad knee injury last game of season ruined that only for Everton to then sign no other than Gary Lineker as his replacement.
As for me well although busting out 20 mins from end of day all in all I think I played some of my best poker of all year. Got stacked up to a peak of 35k at one stage mainly due to calling a raise from Zach Ford with 88 for flop of 6s7s8. My re raise to his bet was shipped on and my call held to his As3s which missed.
Got into a few hands with a young lad at table which eventually involved a big hit to my stack. After an early limp limp the young lad (Gary Orchard) put a 1000 chip in but did not say anything and when it got to me on the BB I was holding 10 10 with 4 in pot. I asked the young lad did he raise ( to see his reaction) and he said no just a flat call which the dealer then confirmed so i made it 1200 to play on 150/300 to hopefully take it down. Fold fold back to him who then 3 bets me which he had twice before. After thinking it through I decided to ship in having him well covered and he can only call with AA or KK imo. Snap call and I know im in trouble with him flipping KK. Nice limp!!! but he explained he made mistake putting his bet in and was meaning to raise which in hindsight I should of took my foot off the pedal and played the hand less aggressive. Back to the pack then and the task of regaining chips. Not long after that a hand occured which to the player involved basically changed his tournie with in the end was a bad play. New player comes to the table with decent stack 30/40k and after only 4 hands at the table on his BB he faces a raise to 1500 on 200/400 by the young lad who took my chips and a call by Mike Ellis who obv has a good hand as well. The new BB ( Gemal) then ships all in for young lad to move all in as awell. Mike Ellis folds and its AK v QQ. Mike folded 10 10.
Flop comes Q rag rag, 10 turn and Gemal up off seat and walking past the young lad says nice hand offering his handshake and as soon as they shake the JACK come booming down to give the AK the straight and basically cripples the young lad. he sort of went on tilt after that and bust out soon after.
I was on yo yo but making chips with very little yet unable to get that major double up i needed. Lost a few of the original starting line up of table and as we got later into the day I was finding it difficult to pick up a hand and started to lose track abit. Eventually with 20 mins of the day left I picked up AsJs in the BB and when Julian Thew made a standard raise I decided that was good enuff with only 8bbs left behind me shipped in for Julian to snap with QQ. No help and out.
Sometimes bust out of games and think should of done this or that but overall I was very pleased with how i played so no real disappointment. Decided not to stay over night and drove straight home getting back about 5.30am after getting a couple of hours snooze in a motorway services. Although Xenocode made day 2 I know he had struggled all day to get cards and eventually bust out early on day 2. Good news for Mullet though picking up £2200 for I think 18th spot and a few quid back for me holding 5% in him.

Saturday night was a team game organised by the Grosvenor whose cardroom of late has been somewhat empty. Ends up with 8 teams entered with 6 of these made up from the forum teams that have evolved. Obvious big bragging rights here and the game turned into a virtual NPF event and in typical NPF style the last 2 tables in were manic.
Dobbas were looking massive with 9 left from our 10 with 30 left and top 20 scoring. A quick succession of exits left only 3 of us in the points with COGB, Stumpy and Phlmc flying the flag. I had been flying but got too involved with AcKc holding having to fold to guy Im sure had QQ or JJ min and folded to re raise of my cb on a 779 board. Not long after that I ship to a raise by Samj with me holding AJ on my BB and he eventually calls showing KJ. was looking safe but we all know Samj rarely misses and sure enough he rivers the K to take me out.
Last 2 tables and especially the final table were awesome with a huge rail and patter n crack were unreal as anyone of 4 teams could still win it.Ill be honest in that basically Loosemans Radgie team blew it but gotta take ya hats off to our 3 lads left with COGB getting vital points busting just short of the final table and to Stumpy n Phlmc who grinded the short stacks they had into a winning team position with 4th n 5th place finishes giving Teamdobbs the Champions spot and the bragging rights to go with it weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ship it here.